Really?

Did I just drop an ENTIRE pan of brownies on the floor?

Was that me?

Yes, it was.

An entire pan.  On. The. Floor (that I just mopped yesterday).

Alas.

On the bright side, I had an extra mix tucked away in my cabinets, and this way I can send two whole batches into the bake sale.  We can keep the brownie chunks and bits (5-second rule--the floor was just mopped!).